Today while the Internet repairman was here, he commented on how slow my desktop was since it took about 5 minutes for all the start-up programs to desist. Yeah, I know, dude. The Norton package is so old that pretty much the only stuff that updates is the anti-virus. So I took myself off to Best Buy to get some new Norton toys that will clean my hard drives.
Problem #1: The Geek Squad guys are pretty helpful normally, but they all seem to hate Norton, primary reason being that it “slows down your computer.” I’ve had my butt saved by Norton so many times that I’m not particularly concerned with 60 seconds vs. 2 minutes.
So they recommended getting Norton 360 (which is apparently so new, no one knows how to use it), Norton Systemworks Standard, and Spysweeper (because Norton still isn’t quite so good at the anti-spyware. I also picked up an external hard drive so I can back everything up (good deal – 250GB for $100). Price tag for everything? ~$250. Ouch, but it’s cheaper than a new computer if mine gets chomped by some Internet worm.
Problem #2: Since the Geek Squad dudes don’t like Norton, I don’t think they know what all the different parts of Norton do. For instance, Symantec has this lovely “compare products” page that will compare what each package does after installation. Notice that the Norton 360 does everything the Systemworks packages do, except Norton GoBack (I’m still looking for Disk Doctor and the Windows Registry Scan – I think they’re on the Check-It Diagnostics software part of the CD-Rom). So I paid seventy bucks for Norton GoBack. ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH. And I just noticed that the Spysweeper said it’s a “Service Desk Edition – Not for Display”. Can I still use it?
So here I sit, at home, in my office, surrounded by two computers with two different security programs from Norton. Notice the time. The laptop is still uploading to the backup server at Symantec. But the laptop has the 360 on it, which is pretty slick (it is nice – this is why I love Norton – it removed 3,000 temporary files that were getting missed because the old package wasn’t updating). The desktop has Systemworks, which will have to be removed (after 2 hours of installation to get it this far and find out I got hosed) so I can install 360, then re-install Systemworks to get the Norton GoBack and the Check-it Diagnostics.
I swear to you, I am not a computer science major, I am a self-taught computer person (with a little help from Dad and various computer books) and I could do a hell of a lot better job than a lot of the people who are supposed to “help” you.
Current book-in-progress: I picked up The Buccaneers today – I got three paragraphs read; this is very Wharton already.
Current knitted item: The shrug is almost done. I’ve started the last increase round, then it’s just 6 rounds of ribbing and a bind-off!